Curious if we are available for your date? Scroll to the bottom of this page to see our calendar. 

Contact CTP:

Kali is social. Kali likes to talk. Give Kali a break from having conversations with her roommate's cat and call the girl at (321) 508-7555.

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Please write N/A if this inquiry is not for a wedding.
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We're being serious.
Or were you referred by someone who is? If not, are you ok with her still creepily wanting to be best friends with you?
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Availability Calendar

Note: Availability is only visible for dates within 365 days.

This is in place for everyone's safety, the betterment of society,

but most importantly, for our sanity.